Your Eyes Are Half Of What You See

kaliforhnia:

im lonely and i miss you please come back to me. 

tympanista:

loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

dekutree:

a national hero

cakejam:

teacher: are you okay do you need any help?

me: yes, financially

"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am